toothpast:

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lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

goldenfleeces:

14 was 2000 years ago

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eartheld:

MY ARMPIT HAIR IS BLUE LOL i made it 2 minutes too long so if you watch this all the way through (or atleast skip to the end bc thats when i talk about important shit i suppose) i will makeout with u or ur parents thank u

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

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